Demon Disney

The time has come for the Democrats to unhinge themselves and do something they are bad at doing; unleashing their aggression. They need coherent, poignant and shall I venture to say, hyperbolic messaging, to counteract the Republicans’ ownership of the culture wars. Instead of yelling “foul,” start fouling! Instead of talking about the absurdity of the Republican banning of books depicting the accurate history of racism in this country or disallowing conversations about LGBTQ issues, start calling them out as the oppressors and fascists they are.

 A recent poll showed that 79% of the country is in favor of LGBTQ individuals having equal rights! Not only do the Democrats have the majority of the people on their side, but this is about the future of our democracy; it is about the right to be treated equally. And while you are at it, start telling the American people that Republicans are doing everything they can to dismantle our democracy-that if they get in power we will be on our way to autocracy. Scare them, compare Trump and his cronies to Putin. They need to use the same strategy the Republicans used when they accused Obamacare of creating “death camps.” The Democrats are on the right side of all the issues (including the right to an abortion) and they need to start owning it. 

We know we are going down a slippery slope, when America’s feel good family fantasy land, Disney World, is under attack. Led by their fearless and despicable leader Ron Desatanist, the devil himself, has started a war with Mickey, Minnie, Daffy and Pluto. Why? Because Disney took a stand rejecting Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill. 

Here’s DeSatanist:

“If Disney wants to pick a fight, they chose the wrong guy,” “I will not allow a woke corporation based in California to run our state. Disney has gotten away with special deals from the state of Florida for way too long…” “If we want to keep the Democrat machine and their corporate lapdogs accountable, we have to stand together now.”

What DeSatanist wants to repeal is Disney’s special tax status and its ability to be a self-governing entity. 

Not missing an opportunity to go for the jugular, Fox News tweeted out:

“Disney’s agenda is anti-family and sexually perverted”

Ted Cruz, Desatanist’s demon brother responded: “Exactly! Also, I have some explicit thoughts on the physical mechanics of Mickey Mouse mating with a dog.”

During a live recording of his Verdict With Ted Cruz podcast, he said: “I think there are people who are misguided, trying to drive, you know, Disney stepping in, saying, you know, in every episode now they’re gonna have, you know, Mickey and Pluto going at it. Like, really?”

“It’s just like, come on guys, these are kids, and you know, you could always shift to Cinemax if you want that. Like, why do you have – it used to be, look, I’m a dad. You used to be able to put your kids on the Disney Channel and be like, alright, something innocuous will happen.”

Actually, I have some thoughts about Ted Cruz mating with a dog and the dog is desperate to get away because the guy is so gross.

First teachers are indoctrinating their students into sexual cults by talking about LGBTQ issues and now Minnie and Mickey are seducing young children right before their parents’ eyes. 

It’s time for the Disney characters to take it to the streets. How about this for a campaign idea for the Democrats: each democratic member of congress gets to campaign with their favorite Disney character? All across America they should be yelling: “Republicans hate Mickey Mouse. Who hates Mickey Mouse? Evil people do. Vote for the party that wants you to come to Disney world and get a big hug from Goofy.” 

And as far as Ted Cruz goes, prohibit him from going near dogs!

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