Yes We Have No Pajamas

As bombs blow up boats and lawmakers being threatened with death, if we only say “no” to wearing pajamas when we fly everything will be ok.

Chaos at the White House

With the pressure mounting on the demand to release to Epstein files, The Don will escalate distraction and chaos.

I’ll Have Pepperoni on My Pizza

The Don wants his people to move on from the Epstein files, but they want blood.

Happy Birthday Mr. President

The Don’s flaccid parade pales in comparison to the rising protest.

Punch and Purge

The Don comes out swinging, and puts America in a standing 8-count. Will he knock us out, or we band together to deter him?

Here We Go Again!

Another four years of chaos and incompetence is about to begin. Buckle up, it’s going to be a scary ride!

Here We Go

The Democrats have flipped the script, and the Republicans are panicking.

Where Do We Go From Here?

The attempted assassination of The Don will not humble him, but affirm his place as a martyr who is more emboldened to seek revenge on his detractors.

The Hand of God

The Don wants his people to believe he is doing God’s work when he is really doing the devil’s.

Book’em

Once again, The Don improves his status as the most special president ever by not only being impeached twice but the first to be indicted for a crime. His specialness will only increase as more indictments come!

They Call It “Commitment To America”

The feckless, soulless Republicans are committed to one thing: unraveling democracy.

What’s In That Safe?

Is The Don capable of espionage? You bet he is!