America’s Number One Most Wanted

Trump finally gets his wish. He is truly the most wanted man in America!

Send in the Clowns

Republicans perform the opening act of their clown show.

We Would Have Won

Despite the January 6th committee’s findings, the Republicans still forge forward in their plans to dismantle democracy as we know it.

What’s In That Safe?

Is The Don capable of espionage? You bet he is!

Flush It Down

The Don is excited by the prospects of making millions by setting up a treasure hunt for the documents he illegally took from the White House before the Feds seize them.

Erasure and Critical Racist Theory

Republicans are up-in-arms that students will feel shame if they know what white people did to black people. I say: Bring on the shame!

Kook D’etat

The Don’s great return to the White House is a race against time as the grand jury in New York closes in.

Mutant Ninja Pollsters

Republican’s decided to “Stop the Steal” by making sure they steal all future elections.