You can call it the Second Coming, or the “August Surprise”, but I will settle on “A Kook D’etat.”
At a “For God & Country Patriot Roundup” conference in Dallas, Sydney Powell, the Kooky lawyer, who was out front spreading the “Big Lie,” channeled the Lord and told a rapt audience that The Don “can simply be reinstated.”
“Off-mic, someone thought they heard Powell say: ‘Jesus did it’. He went away and came back. Our lord, Donald Trump can do it, too!”.
She went on to tell the crowd how it would go down:
“And Biden is told to move out of the White House. And President Trump should be moved back in. I’m sure there’s not going to be credit for time lost, unfortunately. Because the Constitution itself sets the date for inauguration. But he should definitely get the remainder of his term and make the best of it. That’s for sure,” Powell insisted.
Frankly, I am disappointed in you Sydney. If you are going to go all out Kooky, then why not go all the way: When the Don resumes his God-given place in the Oval Office, August becomes January, and he gets a full term. You know The Don will not be happy if he gets slighted! You might go from hero to goat very quickly.
Powell, who has long wore a leather biker vest adorned with political and religious patches, including one that read “MAGA” and another that said “No God… No Peace. Know God, Know Peace.”
Call this Atheist a radical, but I think she has it backwards. Given how many have died in religious wars or under the banner of “My God is better than your God,” I think it should say “No God, some peace?”
Back to QAnon. Did you know that 23% of Republicans agree with the following statement: “The government, media, and financial worlds in the U.S. are controlled by a group of Satan-worshipping pedophiles who run a global child sex trafficking operation.” Furthermore, 28 percent of Republicans said they believe that true American patriots may need to resort to violence.
23% of Republicans- that’s millions of Americans-believe the above. I have been a real doubter when it comes to UFOs and aliens, but I am beginning to believe that these people have been inhabited by the very aliens they say are controlling our country.
And then we have Mike Flynn, who really went all in on the Kook D’etat. An audience member shouted out: “I want to know why what happened in Myanmar can’t happen here,” referring to the military coup in that country.
Flynn’s response?
“No reason, I mean, it should happen here. No reason. That’s right.”
The Don was so thrilled by Flynn’s support that he invited him to his New Jersey compound Bedminster for a round of golf to talk strategy.
The Don: Mikey, thank God for you and Sydney, speaking truth to the American people about the greatest injustice in American history. All this noise about slavery being the great injustice of our country. Give me a break!
Flynn: Amen, Mr. President. Let’s raise our golf clubs in celebration of your imminent return to your proper place-the oval office.
The Don: By the way Mikey, what the hell is Myanmar?
Mikey: Some silly country where the military ousted the president and is now in control of the country.
The Don: We can do that, too. That’s what you said, right? The crowd went wild. So are you and your military friends working on that?
Mikey: Let’s say we are in conversation. What we are hoping is that all that work by the Ninja group, going over the ballots in Arizona and other states, will prove there was fraud and that will be the justification for your return. And if that doesn’t work we have a back-up plan.
The Don: Don’t you just love, love, love those Ninjas. What patriots! I am getting reports that they are finding great stuff that will finally reveal the “Big Lie” that Biden won. He stole the election. When you steal something, you are a criminal.
Flynn: And when you are a criminal. You…
Flynn and The Don: Go to jail!
Flynn: Let’s clink our golf clubs to that.
The Don: And I’m the one who is being investigated? Everything is so upside down. Biden’s the criminal and I am the one being investigated?
Flynn: Extraordinary how far our great country has fallen. You are trying to save democracy, by righting the terrible wrongs of the election and those commie bastards are saying you and the rest of the Republicans are trying to destroy it.
The Don: Couldn’t have said any better, Mikey.
Flynn: These democrats are evil people. The QAnon followers are dead on about them.
The Don: The love me.
Flynn; Totally.
The Don: I am their savior.
Flynn: Totally
The Don: They will redeem me.
Flynn: You will lead them to the promised land when you are restored.
The Don: Now that I think about it, it’s like Jesus’s resurrection.
Flynn: It is.
The Don: One thing Mikey.
Flynn: What it is it?
The Don: Can we move this thing up from August as this guy Cy Vance is on my case and you know, there is some stuff, well, you know, stuff that…
Flynn: You need not say another word. We will get it done. The Ninjas will lead the way to your return. America will be great again and that stuff won’t mean a thing when you are president.
The Don: Damn straight. By the way Mike, you are an awful golfer.
Flynn: True, but you should see me with an AR-15!
The Grand Offal Party 