The attempted assassination of The Don will not humble him, but affirm his place as a martyr who is more emboldened to seek revenge on his detractors.
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God, Golf, and Grift
The Don decides that morphing into Jesus can help him grift millions for his legal fees.
It Really is a Battle for the Soul of America
The stakes couldn’t be higher: the Don and his cronies are planning to install a dark, dystopian vision for the country. Ambivalence about Joe Biden be damned; we must stop them!
Flush It Down
The Don is excited by the prospects of making millions by setting up a treasure hunt for the documents he illegally took from the White House before the Feds seize them.
The Grand Offal Party 