congress – The Grand Offal Party

Murder He Wrote

There is only one word to describe blowing up boats, and that word is “murder”!

Yes We Have No Pajamas

As bombs blow up boats and lawmakers being threatened with death, if we only say “no” to wearing pajamas when we fly everything will be ok.

The Real Piggy

The jury is ut on whether the Republican’s vote to release the Epstein Files has any teeth behind it.

Blow it Up and Tear it Down

With no more guard-rails, The Don is a one-man wrecking ball. Taking the phrase “It’s my party, and I’ll do what I want to” to a whole new level.

UnHoly Shit!

The Don keeps shitting on America and the rest of the world. The protest created his most outrageous dump.

And Justice For Some

The indictment of Comey and the explicit desire to use the military against its own people is a serious threat to liberty and justice.

Yankee Doodle Disaster

The Don just signed the most awful and cruel bill in American history.

The Supremely Awful Court

When The Don refers to the conservative members of the Supreme Court as “my justices”, he’s telling it like it is.

White Supremacy Underwrites it All

The new budget passed by congress creates more inequality.

Co Equal No More

Democracy erodes and kleptocracy rules as Congress folds.

Curiosity Killed The Cat Revisited

I want The Don to shoot for the moon as soon as possible, because his actions will be so disturbing it will shock people out of the delusional stupor they are in, which allows them to believe that he is their protector and fixer of all things.

Where Do We Go From Here?

The attempted assassination of The Don will not humble him, but affirm his place as a martyr who is more emboldened to seek revenge on his detractors.

Conehead Chorus

The Don’s puppets speak his words, defying the gag order.

It Really is a Battle for the Soul of America

The stakes couldn’t be higher: the Don and his cronies are planning to install a dark, dystopian vision for the country. Ambivalence about Joe Biden be damned; we must stop them!