Uncategorized – The Grand Offal Party

The Pirate of the Caribbean Revisited

Bow down, Blackbeard! Trump may be the greatest pirate of them all.

Murder He Wrote

There is only one word to describe blowing up boats, and that word is “murder”!

Yes We Have No Pajamas

As bombs blow up boats and lawmakers being threatened with death, if we only say “no” to wearing pajamas when we fly everything will be ok.

The Real Piggy

The jury is ut on whether the Republican’s vote to release the Epstein Files has any teeth behind it.

Chaos at the White House

With the pressure mounting on the demand to release to Epstein files, The Don will escalate distraction and chaos.

Let Them Eat Nothing

The Don cravenly celebrates The Gilded Age of the 1920s while his voters can’t afford to feed their families.

Blow it Up and Tear it Down

With no more guard-rails, The Don is a one-man wrecking ball. Taking the phrase “It’s my party, and I’ll do what I want to” to a whole new level.

UnHoly Shit!

The Don keeps shitting on America and the rest of the world. The protest created his most outrageous dump.

No Nobel for Mr. Ignoble

The Don is dissed by the Nobel Committee, and he is pissed.

And Justice For Some

The indictment of Comey and the explicit desire to use the military against its own people is a serious threat to liberty and justice.

Say What?

The Don wants to control what people can say. ABC’s return of Jimmy Kimmel to TV says “Not so fast”.

Who else will stand up and say “No”?

Violence Is US

The Don will use the murder of Charlie Kirk to further stoke the flames of division, and pursue his agenda of dismantling democracy and taking vengeance on his enemies.

And The Truth Shall Set Them Free

The truth will be revealed in the Epstein case, and hopefully head will roll and the victims will finally be liberated.

It’s My Party and I’ll Do What I Want To

If we can’t figure out a way to crash his party, it only gets worse!

From Russia with Love

The Don’s increased involvement in the war is not about his interest in helping Ukraine, but about getting a Nobel Peace Prize.

You’re Fired

The Don’s need to create a world of alternative facts threatens our democracy.

I’ll Have Pepperoni on My Pizza

The Don wants his people to move on from the Epstein files, but they want blood.

Yankee Doodle Disaster

The Don just signed the most awful and cruel bill in American history.

The Supremely Awful Court

When The Don refers to the conservative members of the Supreme Court as “my justices”, he’s telling it like it is.

Happy Birthday Mr. President

The Don’s flaccid parade pales in comparison to the rising protest.

Yippee, We’re All Going to Die

The Don is making cruelty and hate our national past-time.

White Supremacy Underwrites it All

The new budget passed by congress creates more inequality.

Co Equal No More

Democracy erodes and kleptocracy rules as Congress folds.

The Grinch Comes to Washington

The tariffs have the potential to ruin the holidays for millions.

Even The Easter Bunny is Afraid

The Easter Bunny smells something rotten at the White House.

The Malignant Delusionist

The Don’s need to impose tariffs on everyone is a result of a deep-rooted psychopathology in which he must prove who is powerful and who is weak.

Bombs Away

What’s all this fuss about those Houthis?

Killing Us Softly

The Don and his cronies are enacting policies that will cause many people at home and around the world to die. Who says you need weapons to kill?

Try and Stop Us

Talk of when we have arrived at a constitutional crisis is moot as we have arrived with The Don’s refusal to follow judge’s orders.

The Chaos Machine

How much chaos and disruption can American institutions take before they crumble?

What Did You Do Last Week?

Musk is taking a chainsaw to the federal government and loving every minute of it.

Marching Toward Autocracy

The Great Dismantler-in-Chief is creating a new world order.

The Great Erasure Theory

Donald Trump and Elon Musk high-fiving over their shared white male supremacy efforts

The Don is following the script and enacting The Great Erasure Theory.

Punch and Purge

The Don comes out swinging, and puts America in a standing 8-count. Will he knock us out, or we band together to deter him?

Here We Go Again!

Another four years of chaos and incompetence is about to begin. Buckle up, it’s going to be a scary ride!

Not Eggsactly

The Don starts to backtrack on his capacity to bring down the price of eggs. Will people finally get that he has been selling them lies?

No Advice and No Consent

With the nomination of “Cash” Patel to be the Director of the F.B.I. the sheriff is coming to town, and all hell will break loose.

There Are No Munchkins in this Land of Oz

This is not MGM’s version of “The Wizard of Oz”. It’s more like a “Mad Max” one.

Curiosity Killed The Cat Revisited

I want The Don to shoot for the moon as soon as possible, because his actions will be so disturbing it will shock people out of the delusional stupor they are in, which allows them to believe that he is their protector and fixer of all things.

Our Better Angels Wings Have Been Clipped

There is looming darkness ahead, and many of us are scared and uncertain about what’s to come. We need to stay clear-eyed about who we are, and who we want to be.

We’ve Come Full Circle

What kind of America do you want to be?

So What?

All of the Don’s depravity, amorality, and cruelty can be summed up in two words: “So what?”.

Dehumanize, Demonize, Repeat

The Republicans will stop at nothing to stoke fear in to White Americans to win the election.

Let’s Do Lunch: Is There Cat on The Menu?

In a master class, Harris deflates the bloviated bully.

Small Hands and a Swift Descent

The Democrats have the momentum and controlling the narrative, and The Don is feeling very small.

It’s Just Weird

The Don is outraged about being called “weird”, as he is the most normal person ever!

Welcome to the Vance

The contrast couldn’t be greater. Do we go forward, or do we go back?

Here We Go

The Democrats have flipped the script, and the Republicans are panicking.

Where Do We Go From Here?

The attempted assassination of The Don will not humble him, but affirm his place as a martyr who is more emboldened to seek revenge on his detractors.

It Was THAT Bad!

Biden’s debate debacle shows us he is not up for the job. Democrats need to be bold and find a new candidate.

At The Circus: A CNN Reality Show

Biden needs to take a page out of the Don’s playbook and hit him with a preemptive strike.

An Eye For An Eye

Now that The Don is a convicted felon, there is only one way out: tear down the system that stained him, and make those against him pay.

Time for Democrats to Ramp it Up

Democrats need to stop the hand-wringing, and go on an all-out frontal assault on what America will be like with Donald Trump as president.

Conehead Chorus

The Don’s puppets speak his words, defying the gag order.

They Shoot Dogs, Don’t They?

The Don is a dog-hater. He’s probably just fine with Kristi Noem killing her dog.

Trapped Like the Rat He Is

Gagged and diminished, The Don’s humiliation will psychologically challenge him in ways he has never been before.

Eclipsed

The Don sells himself as ‘the light America needs’ while he covers it in darkness.

God, Golf, and Grift

The Don decides that morphing into Jesus can help him grift millions for his legal fees.

It Really is a Battle for the Soul of America

The stakes couldn’t be higher: the Don and his cronies are planning to install a dark, dystopian vision for the country. Ambivalence about Joe Biden be damned; we must stop them!

Black Like Me

The Don’s racist tropes know no bounds in his attempt to woo Black voters.

The Babysitter’s Club

It’s bad enough The Don has to pay $450 million dollars for fraud, but the humiliation he will experience having his financial transactions overseen is exactly the justice he deserves.

Clown Court

Though the decision hasn’t been made yet, it seems the courts are sanguine with an insurrectionist being on the ballot.

Let Them Eat, Umm…Nothing!

The depth of Republican cruelty underscores its moral bankruptcy.

The Hand of God

The Don wants his people to believe he is doing God’s work when he is really doing the devil’s.

WTF, You Want Me to Talk About Slavery?

Nikki Haley showed us that Republicans white washing of slavery is not a bug in the system, but a feature.

The Ka-Ching of Lying

George Santos cashes in on his lies and misdemeanors.

Some Serious Hand-Wringing

What’s the difference between Republican hand-wringing and hypocrisy? Nothing!

Elbows and Butts

As elbows fly and butts rise, The Don leads the Offals toward autocracy.

Pouring Concrete and Other Things

The Don admits he inflated some numbers, and soon The Trump Organization will pay huge penalties and no longer be able to operate in New York State. Finally, the great grifter will get his comeuppance!

The Wrestling of America

Republican dysfunction leaves the government in chaos, just like they planned it!

Succession

Rupert Murdoch steps down and leaves us with his Frankenstein, Donald J. Trump.

Free Speech?

The hypocrisy of Republicans on the issue of “free speech” is outrageous.

The Mugshot Heard Around The World

Once again The don is the first and the best as he becomes the first president to ever have a mugshot!

Again, Again, and Again

RICO indictment in Georgia finally makes it clear that The Don was always a wannabe mobster.

The Mother of All Indictments

What a moment it will be between Pence and Trump when Pence testifies against him. He’s got the goods to bring him down.

Skill Building in America

(This piece is unfortunately without the usual photos as my partner in crime Jin is on vacation.) t turns out that Ron DeSatanist, the man who pronounced “Florida is where woke comes to die,” who rejected the College Board’s A.P. course on African American studies, had the state’s social studies textbooks updated, neutering topics suchContinue reading “Skill Building in America”