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Murder He Wrote
There is only one word to describe blowing up boats, and that word is “murder”!
Yes We Have No Pajamas
As bombs blow up boats and lawmakers being threatened with death, if we only say “no” to wearing pajamas when we fly everything will be ok.
The Real Piggy
The jury is ut on whether the Republican’s vote to release the Epstein Files has any teeth behind it.
Chaos at the White House
With the pressure mounting on the demand to release to Epstein files, The Don will escalate distraction and chaos.
Let Them Eat Nothing
The Don cravenly celebrates The Gilded Age of the 1920s while his voters can’t afford to feed their families.
Blow it Up and Tear it Down
With no more guard-rails, The Don is a one-man wrecking ball. Taking the phrase “It’s my party, and I’ll do what I want to” to a whole new level.
UnHoly Shit!
The Don keeps shitting on America and the rest of the world. The protest created his most outrageous dump.
No Nobel for Mr. Ignoble
The Don is dissed by the Nobel Committee, and he is pissed.
And Justice For Some
The indictment of Comey and the explicit desire to use the military against its own people is a serious threat to liberty and justice.
Say What?
The Don wants to control what people can say. ABC’s return of Jimmy Kimmel to TV says “Not so fast”.
Who else will stand up and say “No”?
Violence Is US
The Don will use the murder of Charlie Kirk to further stoke the flames of division, and pursue his agenda of dismantling democracy and taking vengeance on his enemies.
And The Truth Shall Set Them Free
The truth will be revealed in the Epstein case, and hopefully head will roll and the victims will finally be liberated.
It’s My Party and I’ll Do What I Want To
If we can’t figure out a way to crash his party, it only gets worse!
From Russia with Love
The Don’s increased involvement in the war is not about his interest in helping Ukraine, but about getting a Nobel Peace Prize.
You’re Fired
The Don’s need to create a world of alternative facts threatens our democracy.
I’ll Have Pepperoni on My Pizza
The Don wants his people to move on from the Epstein files, but they want blood.
Yankee Doodle Disaster
The Don just signed the most awful and cruel bill in American history.
The Supremely Awful Court
When The Don refers to the conservative members of the Supreme Court as “my justices”, he’s telling it like it is.
Happy Birthday Mr. President
The Don’s flaccid parade pales in comparison to the rising protest.
Yippee, We’re All Going to Die
The Don is making cruelty and hate our national past-time.
White Supremacy Underwrites it All
The new budget passed by congress creates more inequality.
Co Equal No More
Democracy erodes and kleptocracy rules as Congress folds.
The Grinch Comes to Washington
The tariffs have the potential to ruin the holidays for millions.
Even The Easter Bunny is Afraid
The Easter Bunny smells something rotten at the White House.
The Malignant Delusionist
The Don’s need to impose tariffs on everyone is a result of a deep-rooted psychopathology in which he must prove who is powerful and who is weak.
Bombs Away
What’s all this fuss about those Houthis?
Killing Us Softly
The Don and his cronies are enacting policies that will cause many people at home and around the world to die. Who says you need weapons to kill?
Try and Stop Us
Talk of when we have arrived at a constitutional crisis is moot as we have arrived with The Don’s refusal to follow judge’s orders.
The Chaos Machine
How much chaos and disruption can American institutions take before they crumble?
What Did You Do Last Week?
Musk is taking a chainsaw to the federal government and loving every minute of it.
Marching Toward Autocracy
The Great Dismantler-in-Chief is creating a new world order.
The Great Erasure Theory
The Don is following the script and enacting The Great Erasure Theory.
Punch and Purge
The Don comes out swinging, and puts America in a standing 8-count. Will he knock us out, or we band together to deter him?
Here We Go Again!
Another four years of chaos and incompetence is about to begin. Buckle up, it’s going to be a scary ride!
Not Eggsactly
The Don starts to backtrack on his capacity to bring down the price of eggs. Will people finally get that he has been selling them lies?
There Are No Munchkins in this Land of Oz
This is not MGM’s version of “The Wizard of Oz”. It’s more like a “Mad Max” one.
Curiosity Killed The Cat Revisited
I want The Don to shoot for the moon as soon as possible, because his actions will be so disturbing it will shock people out of the delusional stupor they are in, which allows them to believe that he is their protector and fixer of all things.
Our Better Angels Wings Have Been Clipped
There is looming darkness ahead, and many of us are scared and uncertain about what’s to come. We need to stay clear-eyed about who we are, and who we want to be.
We’ve Come Full Circle
What kind of America do you want to be?
Dehumanize, Demonize, Repeat
The Republicans will stop at nothing to stoke fear in to White Americans to win the election.
Let’s Do Lunch: Is There Cat on The Menu?
In a master class, Harris deflates the bloviated bully.
Small Hands and a Swift Descent
The Democrats have the momentum and controlling the narrative, and The Don is feeling very small.
It’s Just Weird
The Don is outraged about being called “weird”, as he is the most normal person ever!
Welcome to the Vance
The contrast couldn’t be greater. Do we go forward, or do we go back?
Here We Go
The Democrats have flipped the script, and the Republicans are panicking.
Where Do We Go From Here?
The attempted assassination of The Don will not humble him, but affirm his place as a martyr who is more emboldened to seek revenge on his detractors.
It Was THAT Bad!
Biden’s debate debacle shows us he is not up for the job. Democrats need to be bold and find a new candidate.
At The Circus: A CNN Reality Show
Biden needs to take a page out of the Don’s playbook and hit him with a preemptive strike.
An Eye For An Eye
Now that The Don is a convicted felon, there is only one way out: tear down the system that stained him, and make those against him pay.
Time for Democrats to Ramp it Up
Democrats need to stop the hand-wringing, and go on an all-out frontal assault on what America will be like with Donald Trump as president.
Conehead Chorus
The Don’s puppets speak his words, defying the gag order.
They Shoot Dogs, Don’t They?
The Don is a dog-hater. He’s probably just fine with Kristi Noem killing her dog.
Eclipsed
The Don sells himself as ‘the light America needs’ while he covers it in darkness.
God, Golf, and Grift
The Don decides that morphing into Jesus can help him grift millions for his legal fees.
It Really is a Battle for the Soul of America
The stakes couldn’t be higher: the Don and his cronies are planning to install a dark, dystopian vision for the country. Ambivalence about Joe Biden be damned; we must stop them!
Black Like Me
The Don’s racist tropes know no bounds in his attempt to woo Black voters.
The Babysitter’s Club
It’s bad enough The Don has to pay $450 million dollars for fraud, but the humiliation he will experience having his financial transactions overseen is exactly the justice he deserves.
Clown Court
Though the decision hasn’t been made yet, it seems the courts are sanguine with an insurrectionist being on the ballot.
Let Them Eat, Umm…Nothing!
The depth of Republican cruelty underscores its moral bankruptcy.
The Hand of God
The Don wants his people to believe he is doing God’s work when he is really doing the devil’s.
WTF, You Want Me to Talk About Slavery?
Nikki Haley showed us that Republicans white washing of slavery is not a bug in the system, but a feature.
The Ka-Ching of Lying
George Santos cashes in on his lies and misdemeanors.
Some Serious Hand-Wringing
What’s the difference between Republican hand-wringing and hypocrisy? Nothing!
Elbows and Butts
As elbows fly and butts rise, The Don leads the Offals toward autocracy.
Pouring Concrete and Other Things
The Don admits he inflated some numbers, and soon The Trump Organization will pay huge penalties and no longer be able to operate in New York State. Finally, the great grifter will get his comeuppance!
The Wrestling of America
Republican dysfunction leaves the government in chaos, just like they planned it!
Succession
Rupert Murdoch steps down and leaves us with his Frankenstein, Donald J. Trump.
The Mugshot Heard Around The World
Once again The don is the first and the best as he becomes the first president to ever have a mugshot!
Again, Again, and Again
RICO indictment in Georgia finally makes it clear that The Don was always a wannabe mobster.
The Mother of All Indictments
What a moment it will be between Pence and Trump when Pence testifies against him. He’s got the goods to bring him down.
Supremely Awful
The Supreme Court is supremely awful as it continues to strip away civil rights.
Bobi and Marji Get Down
Republican madness continues as MTG and Lauren Boebert vie for who gets to start impeachment process against Joe Biden first.
Indicted(Again)
The Don is as innocent as a fox in a chicken coop with a chicken in its mouth.
Don Documento
As Jack Smith’s investigation winds down, the Don’s own words may lead to his undoing.
Duh?Santis
Ron Duh?Satanist’s long awaited announcement is a duh?(d)
TeleTuberville
Senator Tommy Tuberville says White Nationalists in the military is his idea of an American soldier.
Replaced and Canceled
Tucker is outfoxed by Fox as they give him his walking papers.
You Can’t Kill a Kid with a Bullhorn
Tennessee Republicans decide young black legislatures are too much trouble.
Book’em
Once again, The Don improves his status as the most special president ever by not only being impeached twice but the first to be indicted for a crime. His specialness will only increase as more indictments come!
America’s Number One Most Wanted
Trump finally gets his wish. He is truly the most wanted man in America!
Banks Are Woke Too
Bank’s failures are the new rallying cry of Republicans in their mounting anti-woke movement.
Time to Say the F Word Out Loud: Fascism!
The Republican party’s attempt to strip away and oppress free speech and civil rights smells like fascism!
Justice Anyone?
The heat is getting turned up on Trump. And hush (money), even Stormy Daniels is back
in the hunt for justice.
Send in the Clowns
Republicans perform the opening act of their clown show.
M&M Meltdown
Tucker Carlson’s culture wars has him foaming at the mouth over M&M’s makeover.
The Arsonists
McCarthy foments his own insurrection of the Capitol by appointing his very own arsonists!
Mr. Santos Goes to Washington
George Santos’ lying and deceit is a feature, not a bug, in the Grand Offal Party.
Kevin Finally Gets His Grovel
McCarthy finally gets his grovel, oops, I mean “gavel”!
We Would Have Won
Despite the January 6th committee’s findings, the Republicans still forge forward in their plans to dismantle democracy as we know it.
Guess Who Came to Dinner?
Rumor has it that none of his family members would share Thanksgiving with him, so he invited Kanye and Nick Fuentes to discuss his 2024 campaign plans.
Of Vampires, Werewolves, and Other Horrors
The make-up of the Republican Party now includes werewolves. The horror show continues!
Let the War Begin
The Republicans embraced The Don, and now they will have to face the gruesome consequences of this bargain with the devil.
Democracy, Meh?
So many think Democracy at risk, but so few seem to think it is something worth voting for.
An Uncivil War
Republican rhetoric is instigating potential for violence this election.
They Call It “Commitment To America”
The feckless, soulless Republicans are committed to one thing: unraveling democracy.
Cruelty IS US
Cruelty is part of the Republican platform.
The Dunce Brigade
As the prospects of an indictment loom, The Don finds himself surrounded by a brigade of dunces making things more precarious for him.
What’s In That Safe?
Is The Don capable of espionage? You bet he is!
Georgia on My Mind
Georgia is the clearest way to get The Don and his gang convicted of their crimes!
The Grand Offal Party 